Thursday, September 17, 2009

a little ugly '12' of females...

Female,women, ladies or girls have a very unique relationship with numbers. this relationship starts even during the embryonic period of life. no offence to the ladies, but there is a little ugly fact of numbers bonded within them. for instance number 12, i would like to say 'nasty' no.12. why 12? 12 can simply resemble lots of affairs ie, a dozen of beer, a year and so forth. so, the basic question here is, what is the blame of 12 within the opposite sex of male??
1. in 12th weeks of pregnancy, sex of the fetus can be determined. if the 'fruit' isn't there, means it is a girl. this is simply because the little thiggy is supposed or originally to be developed into female genitalia if the factor( mullerian inhibiting substance,MIS) isn't present.
2. at 12 year old, they usually 'look down' on guys because they think that they are tall and presume that guys are retarded in growth...
3. anyway, normally, 'invited guest' comes to visit them also during age 12
4. the 'visitor' comes 12 times a year....typically
5. due to this, they usually undergo at least 12 times of mentally unstable a year...psychologically disturbed ie, moody,stress, aggressive, hot temper....
6.hence, this explain somehow they like chocolates once a month of 12 yearly...
7. besides biological experience, 12 o'clock is the limitation of girls given by another women named mother. " you better come back before 12. if not, no more 2nd chance, you know the rules!" does it sounds familiar to you, ladies???
8. girls ask for favor from dad in 1.2 minutes. if girls ask for favor from mom it will take more than 12 minutes...
9. girls has a check list for her dream guy, 12 small boxes are there for the ticks...only if they are kind enough, if not 21 boxes will be there.
10. most of the young females go to bed before 12, if not they will get upset for their skin...
11.this is for guys. if you happened to rely on ovulation period counting for 'happy moments' without taking any other precautions. please avoid day 12 till 18 of ovarian cycle if you are not ready to be a father. if you are reckless, i can only wish you HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
12. do not question and find fault in any of these 12 matters including this line with the girls. this is simply because you have 1/12 chance to get into trouble. and she will remember you for the least 12 days, or longer 12 months....
zero offence...